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Based on Michael Jackson’s brother, Randy Jackson, Tina Turner as soon as shot him. Again in 2011, Jackson tweeted in regards to the incident, writing that he had “the scar to show it” and that he was at Tina’s to go to his girlfriend, Tina’s assistant Bernadette. “I assume I caught them off guard,” he wrote. Tina reportedly fired two pictures, one within the ceiling and one by the doorway, and Randy jumped out by a window to flee.
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Mike Tyson claims he discovered his first spouse, Robin Givens, in mattress with Brad Pitt whereas they have been nonetheless technically married however separated — although apparently nonetheless having intercourse. “This explicit day, somebody beat me to the punch. I assume Brad Pitt acquired there sooner than I did,” he mentioned. “You needed to see the look on his face. He appeared like he was able to obtain his final rites,” Tyson later described Pitt, saying he appeared extremely stoned and begged Tyson to not hit him. Nevertheless, Givens denied this, saying she had merely returned from watching a movie with Pitt, they usually had by no means been in mattress collectively.
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Adam West and Burt Ward, who performed Batman and Robin on the ’60s TV present, have been self-professed debaucherous bachelors who slept with a number of ladies in the identical night time and “typically discovered that girls have been banging on our home windows whereas we have been bedded down with different ladies,” in accordance with Ward. West as soon as informed a very memorable story about an orgy he attended with one other costar, Frank Gorshin. The 2 have been apparently kicked out for behaving in character. “We walked in, and it was an orgy. So I instantly went into the Batman character, and Frank went into the Riddler character as a result of we have been getting the large giggles,” West recalled. “It was so humorous to us, what we walked into. And we have been kicked out. We have been expelled from the orgy.”
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The Beatles, as you may think, have been additionally fairly debaucherous, and it was apparently widespread for the Beatles to stroll in on one another having intercourse. Paul McCartney mentioned, “That was the intimacy we had … I might walked in on John and seen just a little backside coming up and down with a woman beneath him. It was completely regular: You’d go, ‘Oh … sorry,’ and again out the room.” Actually, George Harrison misplaced his virginity whereas the opposite Beatles watched. Harrison, McCartney, John Lennon, and Pete Greatest (who was once the group’s drummer) have been all sharing a room whereas in Germany to carry out, they usually had bunk beds. “They could not actually see something as a result of I used to be below the covers, however after I might completed, all of them applauded and cheered. Not less than they stored quiet whereas I used to be doing it,” Harrison remembered.
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Oh, and there is that point Paul McCartney informed GQ about him, John Lennon, and a few associates all masturbating collectively at Lennon’s home. “As a substitute of simply getting roaring drunk and partying—I do not even know if we have been staying over or something—we have been all simply in these chairs, and the lights have been out, and anyone began masturbating, so all of us did.” In the meantime, they might name out names of feminine intercourse symbols. “We have been simply, ‘Brigitte Bardot!’ ‘Whoo!’ After which everybody would thrash a bit extra,” McCartney remembered. However then…”I believe it was John kind of mentioned, ‘Winston Churchill!'” McCartney then demonstrated to the interviewer the horrified response to this suggestion.
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Talking of John Lennon, he as soon as claimed he noticed a UFO. He mentioned he was mendacity bare in mattress, neither excessive nor drunk, and appeared out the window. “There, as I turned my head, hovering over the subsequent constructing, not more than 100 ft away, was this factor with extraordinary electrical gentle bulbs flashing on and off ‘spherical the underside, one non-blinking pink gentle on high,” he recalled. “It was flying (very sluggish, about 30 m.p.h.) beneath — I repeat, beneath — most rooftops. … I by no means took my eyes off it, however I did scream to a buddy who was in one other room, ‘Come and have a look at this.'”
“My buddy got here operating and bore witness with me. No person else was round.” Lennon mentioned they tried to take photographs, however the movie got here out clean, and the person they requested to develop it mentioned: “It appeared prefer it had been by the radar at customs.” Lennon says the purported UFO “stayed round for a bit, then sailed off” and that the subsequent day, they referred to as round to papers and the police and heard two others had seen the identical factor.
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Guillermo del Toro additionally says he as soon as noticed a UFO. “It was horribly designed. I used to be with a buddy. We purchased a six-pack. We did not devour it, and there was a spot referred to as Cerro del Cuatro, ‘Mountain of the 4,’ on the periphery of Guadalajara. We mentioned, ‘Let’s go to the freeway.’ We sit down to observe the celebrities and have the beer and speak. We have been the one guys by the freeway. And we noticed a lightweight on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I mentioned, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we began honking.”
Del Toro says the UFO then “went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in lower than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It is so unhappy: I want I may reveal they don’t seem to be what you suppose they’re. They’re what you suppose they’re. And the worry we felt was so primal. I’ve by no means been that scared in my life. We jumped within the automobile, drove actually quick. It was following us, after which I appeared again, and it was gone.”
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Patrice O’Neal has repeatedly informed the story of how he found he had diabetes, and it is…effectively, you will not quickly overlook it. In his Elephant within the Room particular, he described it thus: “When we’ve intercourse, we’re actually, uh… Actually soiled, man. We’re actually soiled. We pee on one another and the entire…,” he defined, referring to his accomplice Vondecarlo Forehead. “We’re having intercourse, after which, uh, afterward, she’s like, ‘, that was good, however I believe we gotta go to the hospital and get you checked out.’ I mentioned, ‘Why?’ She mentioned, ”Trigger your pee tastes like birthday cake.'”
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Sandra Bullock satisfied a few of her fellow forged members on Ocean’s 8 (together with Cate Blanchett) to partake in one among her favourite facials, which she calls the “penis facial.” She informed the story to Ellen in 2018, to the viewers’s laughter. “It is not like I am mendacity there with little items throughout my face,” she defined. “I believe whenever you see how good it’s to your face, you too will run to your native facialist and say, ‘Give me the penis.'”
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Katy Perry as soon as informed a fan a fairly weird story about her first time on the Grammys. “One of many first occasions I went to the Grammys, I acquired to share a dressing room with Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift,” she recalled. “I requested them for a lock of their hair from every one among them, which is completely creepy however superior. I put little bows on them individually and put them in my purse. And that was my little secret, and I am a freak!”
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However probably the most weird entries on this listing has to do with actor, mannequin, and romance cowl star Fabio…and a goose. Again in 1999, Fabio was serving to promote a brand new curler coaster at Busch Gardens. By the point the experience was completed, his face was coated in blood — and in accordance with Fabio, it was goose blood.
“So the curler coaster goes down at 80 miles an hour…over a pond and again up, after which the other way up,” Fabio described. “So what occurred is, over the pond, there was a bunch of geese there. I am speaking about tons of. And one acquired sucked in. I noticed this very up shut. The geese hit the video digital camera.” Fabio mentioned the video digital camera shattered and steel minimize the bridge of his nostril. When the curler coaster turned the other way up, the blood acquired throughout his face, which was evident when the experience was over. Individuals thought it was a hoax on the time, as the subsequent day, when headlines got here out, was April Idiot’s Day. One of many strangest components? The footage from the digital camera was by no means discovered. “My supervisor at the moment, he mentioned, ‘Oh, let’s examine the video footage.’ Effectively, the digital camera isn’t to be discovered. The tape disappeared.”
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In 2017, David Lynch informed an much more wild story about his Woody Woodpecker collectible figurines. Apparently, in 1981, Lynch noticed 5 Woody Woodpecker toys hanging up at a gasoline station and “rescued” them. “I screech on the brakes, I do a U-turn, return, and I purchase them, and I save their lives,” he recounted. “I named them Chucko, Buster, Pete, Bob, and Dan, they usually have been my boys, they usually have been in my workplace. They have been my pricey associates for some time, however sure traits began popping out, they usually turned not so good.” The interviewer famous that Lynch then appeared “straight forward” and mentioned “with a grim finality,” “They don’t seem to be in my life anymore.” To which I say…WTF???
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RuPaul as soon as informed a narrative about watching a person drown — to us at BuzzFeed, no much less. “I bear in mind as soon as I had this place that neglected the Hudson River, and I noticed this man on a sailboat, and it had capsized, and I went to the cellphone pondering, I’ve acquired to name somebody. However then I believed, What’s the most effective factor I can do? what? I am gonna pray for this individual. I am gonna ship them loving power.” Because the BuzzFeed piece factors out, RuPaul doesn’t say whether or not the person survived.
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Bryan Cranston has brazenly admitted that he had a imaginative and prescient of killing his ex-girlfriend. He met the girl quickly after divorcing his first spouse, and the 2 had a “scorching and heavy romance” earlier than Cranston broke it off, as she apparently had a drug drawback. Whereas engaged on the cleaning soap opera Loving, he accepted an invite to eat dinner with the girl as associates. Nevertheless, Cranston rapidly realized she thought — or had determined — the 2 have been nonetheless in a relationship. She later confirmed up on the Loving set to confront him over “strolling out” on her. Cranston mentioned the connection “devolved from there” till he had a “imaginative and prescient of killing her.” He recalled, “I went to a special place. They used to name it seeing pink. And all you see is emotion, and rage, and worry, and anxiousness.”
“The second that I snapped out of this, she was, in my thoughts…I had already killed her. And I used to be so afraid of myself. At that second that I went, ‘Oh my God, what is going on to me?'” Cranston continued. “I am so frightened by this lady, this petite lady, 5 foot two. I imply, simply, I simply did not know what to do.”
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Marlon Brando as soon as confronted Michael Jackson about his little one intercourse abuse allegations at his ranch, Neverland. “I had requested him if he was a virgin, and he kind of laughed and giggled. He mentioned, ‘Oh, Brando.’ I mentioned, ‘Effectively, what do you do for intercourse?’ And he was appearing fussy and embarrassed.”
Brando reportedly informed prosecutors throughout Jackson’s 1994 abuse trial, “He mentioned he hated his father and began to cry. And I mentioned, ‘Effectively, who’re your mates?’ He mentioned, ‘I do not know anyone my very own age. I do not like anyone my very own age.’ I mentioned, ‘Why not?’ He mentioned, ‘I do not know, I do not know.’ He was crying arduous sufficient that…I attempted to assuage him. I attempted to assist him all I may.”
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Based on director Brett Ratner, nonetheless, Michael did have grownup associates — specifically, him. Ratner as soon as informed Jimmy Kimmel a very unusual story about Jackson in an try and show what a humorous, sensible joker he was. Within the story, Ratner recollects Jackson waking him as much as go to 7-Eleven to refill water balloons within the sink. Based on Ratner, they then threw the balloons at a person experiencing homelessness. Jackson was additionally inexplicably in a Hulk masks.
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Azalea Banks’ story about being “trapped” at Elon Musk and Grimes’s home lives rent-free in my thoughts. After Grimes apparently invited Banks to her and Elon’s home to work on music, Banks says she was left alone of their home “for days.” She wrote on Instagram, “I waited round all weekend whereas grimes coddled her boyfriend for being too silly to know to not go on twitter on acid,” she mentioned, claiming “it was most likely some bizarre threesome intercourse shit to start with.”
Banks’ “too silly to know to not go on twitter on acid” declare seems to discuss with Musk’s posting about taking Tesla personal at “$420 a share,” a tweet that led to the Securities and Alternate Fee investigating Musk. Musk denied ever assembly Banks (He later admitted to having caught a glimpse of her at his home, saying he hadn’t realized who it was), and his reps referred to as the declare that he was on acid “full nonsense.” Banks later apologized for her declare, however not earlier than this all led to a giant feud with Grimes, and Banks memorably referred to Elon as “apartheid Clyde.”
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Nicolas Cage has weirder tales than anybody on this listing, however we’ll solely embody a number of in order that he does not take up your entire article. In a single story, he was stalked by a mime. “Someway, this mime would seem on the set of Bringing Out the Useless and begin doing unusual issues,” Cage remembered. “I don’t know the way it acquired previous safety. Lastly, the producers took some motion, and I have never seen the mime since. Nevertheless it was undoubtedly unsettling.”
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In one other wild Cage story, he as soon as handled a house invasion from a fan who would ceaselessly break in to put on his garments whereas he was busy on set. One night time, although, Cage recollects, “I used to be asleep at 2 within the morning, and my younger son on the time was within the different room, and I wakened, and there was a unadorned man who had gotten my leather-based jacket, consuming a fudgesicle in entrance of my mattress. I wakened, and I used Verbal Judo, and I simply mentioned, ‘Get out of my home.'”
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Kesha as soon as claimed she had intercourse with a ghost, telling Conan O’Brien, “to the bone zone with a ghost.” She later walked this again. “I had one thing wake me up whereas I used to be in mattress with my boyfriend on the time, and it was a contact down the physique,” she recalled. “I wakened and appeared on the finish of the mattress, and there was an apparition of a lady. … I by no means truly slept with a ghost. However she did wake me up in a really sensual means.”
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Johnny Depp’s Rolling Stone profile is a wild experience from begin to end, however we’ll simply point out one story right here. In it, Depp describes how he as soon as partied at an affordable lodge. After he got here house, his roommates began getting actually itchy.” Quickly, they found the mites. “They seem like crab-crabs, like from the ocean,” Depp recalled. “I gave everybody scabies. You understand how arduous it’s to inform your roommates that? ‘Uh, I acquired scabies from a lodge room, I swear. Sorry, dude.'” Nevertheless, he factors out, “My roommate could not say a lot. He was a financial institution robber.” WHAT? Depp continued, “He was the ponytail bandit. He was 11 and 1, however that one will get you. He solely robbed banks in Beverly Hills.”
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Talking of Depp, he virtually died in a fiery explosion whereas staying with Hunter S. Thompson in preparation to movie an adaption of Thompson’s Concern and Loathing in Las Vegas. Whereas smoking and finding out a few of Hunter’s notes within the small room within the basement the place he slept, Depp mentioned he put his cigarette on an ashtray on the nightstand. “For some motive, I started to look at the nightstand, a barrel of sorts-wooden slats, metal bands, the entire bit,” Depp defined. “As I scrutinized it a bit extra, a wave of worry hit me, the likes of which I might by no means skilled. My nightstand was a keg of gunpowder.”
Depp says he ran upstairs “as quick as a cheetah” to seek out Thompson, bringing him again downstairs and displaying him the barrel. When Thompson noticed it, he mentioned, “Oh, God, that is the place it’s! I’ve at all times puzzled what occurred to it.” He then knowledgeable Depp it was full and that Depp may’ve blown up the entire home along with his cigarette.
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Maybe this one is unsurprising, however I really feel like there weren’t sufficient headlines about Ezra Miller’s disturbing story about their first-grade guide report. They selected the Stephen King horror novel Cujo after which did a particular mission on it: “I purchased a giant stuffed animal canine, and I coated it in blood. I made a tape recording, and I attached the play button of the tape recorder to the canine’s paw,” Miller described. “The thought was that you just’d push the paw and also you’d hear, out of the voice of this bloody stuffed canine, my dramatic studying of Cujo.” Afterward, “the trainer very politely mentioned, ‘Ezra, we will put this within the closet till the tip of the day, after which you are going to need to take it house.”
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And eventually, we’ll finish with this story about Robert Pattinson trying to create a transportable pasta dish referred to as Piccolini Cuscino — although that is extra a narrative from the interviewer than from Pattinson himself. On this iconic interview with GQ, Pattinson recollects developing with an thought to offer pasta “the identical sort of quick meals credentials as burgers and pizzas” and answering the query, “How do you make pasta that you could maintain in your hand?” He apparently created a prototype with a panini press and met with Sugarfish cofounder Lele Massimini to indicate him and inform him of his marketing strategy. “His facial features did not even change afterward. Not to mention acknowledge what my plan was. There was completely no signal of something from him, actually. And so it sort of put me off just a little bit.”
He then tries to make it for the interviewer as a result of “possibly if I say it in GQ, possibly, like, a accomplice will simply come alongside.” He then reveals the interviewer an previous field of cornflakes, a large novelty lighter, 9 packs of presliced cheese, and sauce. He places on latex gloves and bends tinfoil right into a kind of sphere wherein he dumps sugar, crumbled-up cornflakes, sauce, and the presliced cheese. He tries to cook dinner pasta within the microwave, then takes it out and says, “No thought if it’s cooked or not,” however places it within the foil anyway.
“I imply, there’s completely no likelihood that is gonna work. Completely none,” he tells the interviewer, then tops his creation with half a bun, which he burns a “PC” into with the novelty lighter, unintentionally burning his hand within the course of. He then wraps it up with extra foil, squeezes it a number of occasions, and places it in what seems to be a microwave, however he claims is an oven, for 10 minutes. Based on the interviewer, whereas within the oven/microwave, “a lightning bolt erupts,” and “Pattinson geese like somebody outdoors has opened hearth,” then crouches and giggles “because the oven throws off stray glints of sunshine and sound.” The oven/microwave goes darkish, and he stares at it, saying, “Yeah, I believe I’ve to depart that alone. However that may be a Piccolini Cuscino.”