When the trailer for Jurassic World Rebirth first dropped, folks (particularly me) could not cease speaking concerning the seemingly seductive “optical assist” of Dr. Henry Loomis.
In the event you’ve obtained even a tiny style of Jonathan on the Jurassic World Rebirth press tour, you may discover that he is actually embraced his spectacled intercourse attraction.
Earlier than the Jimmy-of-it-all, on Jun. 17, when Leisure Tonight requested Jonathan what he thinks of the followers’ response to his “slutty little glasses,” he coyly responded, “Slutty little glasses? Are you allowed to say the ‘S’ phrase?” Earlier than crediting web persona Blakely Thorton for coining the time period. “I am thrilled that individuals are…they’re having a hormonal explosion linked to optical assist. However, I believe, yeah, glasses can go a great distance. So, let’s have the summer season of slutty little glasses.”
Jonathan stated what — Hiya? 911, I wish to report a criminal offense.
Earlier than the web might decide our jaws off the ground, Jimmy and Jonathan determined to each recreate the “slutty little glasses” reveal from the film.
In fact, Jonathan and Jimmy could not chorus from playing around and locked eyes as soon as they seemed over their shoulders.
Jonathan did a flirty lip chew, and their faces grew nearer as a result of he clearly does not perceive how fragile his fandom may be.
Then Jonathan and Jimmy leaned in like they had been going to kiss. However, in fact, they did not!
And that did not matter. Pretending to kiss is sufficient to throw the web into full chaos, and in the event you thought Jonathan’s “little glasses” had been wild, due to Jimmy’s antics, two pairs of “little glasses” about to kiss may trigger a cataclysmic occasion.
Here is how the web justifiably reacted:
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