“Completely regular method to rely,” quipped The Late Present host.
“It jogs my memory of that traditional joke: Why was 10 afraid of seven? As a result of 4, seven, six, 5.”
Colbert then turned his consideration to Trump’s remarks at a Georgia rally on Tuesday and famous that the GOP nominee made a “unusual confession” to his supporters.
“I discover it very onerous to sleep, I obtained so many concepts. I’m thinkin’ on a regular basis,” Trump instructed the group.
Colbert broke out his impression of the previous president.
“I don’t sleep, I’m all the time, I’m all the time, it’s true — I’m all the time thinkin’ at evening on ideas like — the ravens, why do they shriek exterior my window,” he stated.
He continued, “Do they giggle at me? Can they see my blackened soul? All of the, all of the creatures of the evening disturb my slumber. The cats, the rats, the bats and worst of all of the horrible owl. Once I instructed him, ‘Be gone, for I’m Donald Trump,’ he turned to me with that baleful eye and he stated, ‘Oooh,’ and I screamed.”
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