Stephen Colbert Praises Mapquest For Gulf Of America Defiance

“Pack up the Buick LeSabre, we’re going again to 1996,” he mentioned. “Seize your assortment of Beanie Infants and prepare to dip-frost your Dunkaroos as a result of MapQuest is displaying us the shining path to revolution, and it’s an eight-page printout that you simply unintentionally did in full coloration and your mother’s gonna fucking kill you for it.”

In fact, he acknowledged that there might be a purpose aside from an “outrageous act of rebel” for MapQuest’s determination. 

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